Better Than Chocolate

Plot Summary: Two attractive young lesbians, Maggie and Kim, meet in Vancouver, develop a passionate romance, and move in together... (more) (view trailer)

That's the IMDB's plot teaser. And really, that's enough isn't it?

I was trying to think of why I had this fascinationobsession with redheads from Vancouver (though, both redheaded women and Vancouver women are high on my "hottie" list), and then I rememberd: "Better Than Chocolate".

So, like, here's the premise...

Shit, I can't remember. It starts off looking godawful. Mom and Son are in the car to go visit daughter and while this is in fact the premise to every soft core porno, it starts out far more delicately. I'm reminded of the godawful programming they used to have in the afternoons on teevee when I "felt sick" and missed school.

Its grainy, I think that at one point they are driving away from the city, and some other minor details like the fact that the daughter lives on that little island which is nothing but tourist traps cleverly designed as an artist's commune. Or maybe it really is an artist's commune. Whatever, I suspect the former, but thats between me and the good people of Vancouver.

Anyways, that's all quickly forgotten because JESUS CHRIST...SHE'S HOT!

She's also like jailbait young. Sophomore in college. For a breif second you feel bad like you do about seeing all those girl's boobs in "Foxforce Five", but then again, you remember that it was also the first time you saw Angelina Jolie's boobs and that was all good.

Both women are young, strong, reasonably proud of what their creator gave 'em, and well over the age of majority. Still, as one gets older...

Anyways, you don't really have much time to worry about it because HOLY SHIT! SHE'S NAKED! Or else...HOLY SHIT! SHE'S MAKING OUT WITH HER HARDBODIED LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND. I think there's some retro-sex scene where she's all butch, or maybe that was the "If these walls could talk" episode.

I get all my lesbien art softcore confused.

Anyways, Karyn Dwyer gets naked enough times to keep the movie enjoyable. Her girlfriend is a little rough, but she's hella hot and does the fuckin' naaaaaaaasty.

Mom looks like some real actress, Sally Fields or soembody. She's not naked, thank Christ. Son gets it on with...shit, I can't remember, but I seem to recall him getting it from a chick with a strapon.

I think it was supposed to make alternative lifestyles okay, but all it did was make me feel tingly down here in California...