Unlike other immigrants to our great country, Canadians do not seem content to live normally amongst us. They are unwilling to take whatever job is available. Instead, they install themselves in positions of authority, positions of respect. They saturate our media: this is not healthy. While foreign concerns are limited to their ownership of media in this country, their presence upon it can be nearly complete. Who can say what sinister plan they could unleash or be unleashing upon this country right now? Who is to say that it wasn't Dan Akroyd's impersonation of the late Richard Nixon which added to his vilification? Who is to say that Jim Carrey and Tommy Chong are not "dumbing down" the comedy of this nation? Can we trust them?

This is just a partial list of several hundred prominent Canadians who live amongst us, masquerading as native. A more complete list can be found here.