Leanne had Joan's email. Rob and Michelle have David's. What gives up there?

From: rob and michelle [david.18@xxxxxxxx.ca]
Sent: Thursday, November 22, 2001 6:29 PM
Subject: canada

i don,t get it
are you that good.

From: Tom -------- [xxxxxxx@spherion.ca]
Sent: Friday, November 23, 2001 4:27 PM

Dear Fellow Canucks,

Lighten up !

The jokes on you for getting all wierded out about this stupid shit.
Tom in Ottawa

From: Mitch [xxxxxx@xxxxxxxxx.net]
Sent: Saturday, December 22, 2001 8:51 AM
Subject: Canuckistan rants

Like your site with it's satire, humor and more than a grain of truth to it. Below, I have some other diatribes about our northern *friend*:

1812 - all the Canucks like to brag about a war 189 years past. They claimed they kicked American butt, yet didn't. The fact is is the BRITISH repulsed the US invasion, Canada did not exist as a nation at all then.They were Union Jack loving colonials, not a few British loyalists that made a run for it after America won independence from the British Empire. Without professional Redcoat troops from England proper, Canada would had been a cakewalk even with our then largely ragtag troops of that era. The USA was weak militarily in 1812. In 2001 it is the opposite. Canadians act as if they could still beat off any attack from the USA today just as their British troops did way back then. Get a grip! Anyway,by the time the war ended in 1814 with the British crying "uncle" first, another invasion of Canada was planned and this time the Brits and their Canadian lackeys would had been unable to thwart it.

The World Wars and American Isolationism - Canada got into both world wars of the 20th century earlier than the USA did only because being a member of the British Commonwealth of Nations they felt obligated. The British Generals had ground their Canadian troops into hamburger by 1917 with frontal assaults on the the trenches on the Somme and Ypres for very fractional gains, and were finished as an offensive force. Yet the Yanks got into the mix and saved the war for them
and again during World War II. Canadian troops with their hosts, England, were down for the count by the time the USA got into it in '41. Canucks like to brag that they were given their own beach at D-Day as if they could have done it all on their own without Yank help.Riiiiiiight. The fact is the USA only needed England and their commonwealth troops as a base, and we could had done it without THEM coming along. Churchill admitted as much.

A few irate Canucks brag that they are greeted like heroes when they visit Holland with their insipid maple leaf of a flag on their backpacks. Dutch old farts remember their valiant house to house fighting during the Operation Market Garden. Well, Market Garden was a resounding Allied disaster!Canucks fought house to house as they retreated, or tried to. After this battle, again Canada was finished as an offensive force and the USA took the brunt of the last gasp of the Third Reich in the Bulge and Huertgen battles.

Canadians today accuse the USA of being imperialist assholes and not minding our own business, trying to play Earth Cop everywhere. Then in the same breath they bemoan our former isolationist history.What's this double-talk here?? Why didn't Canada step up during the Cold War and say -"we will help you take on Soviet Expansion."? Because Canada knew that the USA would protect then if they were attacked, and could sit up north in their own semi-isolationism and build their socialist welfare state, court Marxist dictators as that bastard Trudeau loved to do, and not face any consequences. They aren't as dumb as some think they are. They laud that they are "peacekeepers". More like battle slackers. They send a few hundred nitwit troops with Daisy BB guns to a hot region after the USA had cooled it down.

The Soviet Republics of Canuckisitan - Canada today has become the bastion of cutural Marxism, high taxation, anti-white bigotry, and shitty health care. Sane Canucks work in the United States and/or get their medical treatment here. Notice that their "we accept everybody" immigration policies includes terrorists - terrorists that come south and seek to do mayhem here. Notice that PM Chretien( "cretin", is more like it) resides only an hour away from NYC, yet never found the time to pay respects to WTC as countless other Heads of State a globe away did following 9-11. Then Canucks had the audacity to whine when President Bush 'snubbed' Canada in a speech later. Excuse me?? If the Ragheads would had been parking 737's into high rises in Toronto, Ottawa, the USA would had been first to their aid.

Canadian Culture - simply doesn't exist.In fact it largely all-American. The only way they can entertain this myth of an autonomous culture is by being rabid nationalists and socialists anti-American. Oh, they say they got better beer. Perhaps this is so. Yet quality of beer doesn't meet any requirements for a culture. Either does a national sport like hockey or moose shagging. Spelling color with a "u" is not a major linguistical difference either. Without the USA to deride, "canadianism" would be an even bigger joke than it already is.

'nuff said.
If you elect to print the above in your great site, please withhold my email address.
Regards,
~Mitch

From: Neal E. ------- [Neal.-------@xxxxx.net]
Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 11:45 AM
Subject: Oh Canada

President Bush (Sr. I assume) got an honorary degree from UofT?

I hope you keep adding to your site, it's ALMOST as good as the Canadian World Domination page! You should write something that would REALLY inflame us Canadians like "In the war of 1812 we took over all of Canada after they attacked our borders! When a peace treaty was signed we gave them back all of their land and now they repay us with plans to attack again!" with a link to CWD as proof. See how many flamebait emails you get about the war of 1812 (I already saw a few, but more is better) and how many supportive americans you can send flaming to CWD!

Canada Kicks Ass!

From: Éric -------- [xxxxxxxxx@videotron.ca]
Sent: Tuesday, February 19, 2002 5:54 PM
Cc: fd d d

HAHAhahahahah

A utopia? The United state are the biggest utopia in the world.... :

-48% of your pop have no healt service
-32% of your pop have no money and live in mobile house
-According to France, your adult average IQ is equal as a French of 14 year old. You are right little children!, stupid ! (its not a joke......its true)
- You are livng in a illusion, your gouvernement brainwash your pop!
Exemple : you don't know it : Its with your money that bin laden have destroy WTC!!

Accept that: your are a Empire who want to conquer the world (you are doing it) your country is in a 24/24 365/365 war and kill full poeple (you don't know it!) for the money and us prosperity (very more than WTC victims)


WeeJamX

From: Éric -------- [ericscullion@xxxxxxx.ca]
Sent: Tuesday, February 19, 2002 6:01 PM
To: fd d d
Cc: j j j

People in USA are stupid and fat! By the way, is anyone selling "USA flag" toilet paper anywhere?

Here are 101 good reasons to hate USA and yanks!

1.. 'America' is equal to USA! Yeah, sure!
2.. Anti-crypt campaign
3.. Barney
4.. "Bigger is better" hystery
5.. Comics Code
6.. Communist persecutions
7.. Constant trivial laughter and "wow", "yeah", "yipe" etc.
8.. Destruction of the native american culture
9.. Disney, disneylands, sissy disney tv shows and movies etc.
10.. Dollars and "you can have and do anything if you have money"
11.. 50% of yanks believe that 20% of their budget goes to developing countries!
12.. Fundamentalist christians and other religious crackpots
13.. Hollywood movies
14.. Hypocrites: they go to church because everyone else does, they don't really know anything about their stupid religion...
15.. Hysteric attitude
16.. Internet censorship
17.. Marvel comics
18.. McDonalds and other shit food chains
19.. National anthem, it's so stupid! Even russians have a much better one!
20.. Nirvana (that lousy band)
21.. Nuclear weapons
22.. O.J.Simpson "trial"
23.. PC, bill gates and micro$oft
24.. Political system with two parties; just like in the ex-Soviet Union, only worse
25.. Pollution of air, water, earth and everything
26.. Power rangers
27.. Ragdoll and persian cats, they are sick perversions of nature, spoiled by yanks
28.. Rodeo - torturing animals
29.. Stupid AOL yank kids trashing the net
30.. Swimming pools everywhere - horrible waste of water and energy
31.. T$R, now known as Wizards of the Cost
32.. The amount of garbage they create
33.. Their "Music"
34.. Their "culture"
35.. Their "education"
36.. Their average IQ approaches their shoe size (in US units).
37.. Their fake Santa Claus and his "elves" (they should be gnomes, not elves, and they do not wear green clothes, and none of them lives at the North Pole!)
38.. Their gun policy, and NRA
39.. Their prisons and "law" system
40.. Their racism
41.. Their stupid sex scandals which somehow lead to bombing poor countries' hospitals etc.
42.. Their stupid sex scandals, as if anyone was interested with how many blow jobs their president gets.
43.. They always grin and show all their plastic teeth out!
44.. They stick their noses in other people's business - but only if there is something to gain, like oil! World police, yeah sure! What about East Timor?
45.. They think their country is the biggest (Russia is :)
46.. They think their country is in the center of the world, while the truth is, that Europe is in the center.
47.. They use half of the world's energy!
48.. "Throwaway-culture" - use something once and throw it away (like their brains? No, can't be - they never use their brains.)
49.. US "Army"
50.. US-ASCII instead of ISO
51.. "USA is the only country in the world" -attitude
52.. USA is the source of most satan worshipping in the world!!!!!!
53.. Filthy stinking yanks never remove their shoes indoors.
54.. They take a bath but they never wash themselves properly, they stink.
They claim to be "One Nation Under God®", but fail to notice that even their flag contains occult symbols of satan, pentagrams!

From: Geoffrey -- ------ [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 1:41 AM
Subject: I am Canadian!

Hey I was just looking around your site and I thought it was pretty good, but in your section on our dark underbellies... the drinking age in Canada is not all 18 like you said, in British Columbia the drinking age is 19. And so what if it is younger than yours, you should take that as an opportunity to come up here and have a few drinks legally when your not old enough to drink at home. oh and by the way you might want to add that Pot in BC is legal for medicial purposes and it is grown by the government. Keep up the good work! Talk to ya later Eh. Geoff de Canadian

Har Har har.

From: lenny ---- [xxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 11:22 PM
Subject: Problem...

Hey,

I've got to hand it to you! Loved your NO!Canada stuff,

Boy!...do you have a problem! You forgot to mention that the Canadian Hockey is also played in the United States...and that althought there are differences of opinion about French and English speaking provinces, we're not as culturally racist as you Yankees!! The fact that you went to the trouble of posting this site suggests that you have trouble 'loving your neighbor'. What seems to be the big deal?

But you can keep 'em coming. We can handle it!

Yours.
LL.

From: Timothy ---- [xxxxx@bc.edu]
Sent: Saturday, March 09, 2002 6:01 PM
Subject: i once saw one...

I saw a canadian recently, and he asked me how to get to the interstate. i think he was trying to plant a bomb under it. he had ontario plates... i was scared.

From: (B)the old pub(B) beer [xxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com]
Sent: Monday, March 11, 2002 1:16 PM
Subject: You Yankees

Moniter us really now how dumb can you get, The Canadian army took out the germans in both WWI and WWII the yankees came in the last second grabed a gun pointed it and then the war was over. Canada doesn't want to kill the americans, I convinced one american girl that I lived in an igloo and ate blubber! Are troops are fighting alongside yours in Afghanistan. Only one Afghan knows where Canada is thats more than I can say for the americans. So shut up you warmongering scum! Or I'll step over that border and kick your arse so hard I'll have to wait until sunrise to get my boot back

From: Will ----- [xxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com]
Sent: Sunday, April 07, 2002 3:37 AM
Subject: Your anti-Canadian site



Even though I'm canadian (born in Montreal), I have to admit your site it pretty funny. Of course I disagree with it, but I'm sure whatever I say will be "aboot" the 1000th time you've heard it.

From: dclare [xxxxxx@telus.net]
Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 2:25 AM
Subject: Nice site

I have been bouncing between anti-Canadian and Anti-American pages all night. I really have much better things to do but the evil bitch internet has led me astray before and will again.

One theme I have noticed is how many stupid people take these things a bit too seriously, If you ever want to expose the stupid underbelly of any country create an Anti-Wherever page and wait for the hate mail. Its really too bad, Back in the old days someone who owned a computer had a bit of a brain but sadly Billy and Steve have made surfing the internet far to easy. If you are interested I found your site via www.YayHooray.com, via www.standonguard.com/links.html
Keep up the good work.
Dwayne.
BTW Je suis Canadian.

From: Great Canadian Anti-Christian Glacier Cult [gcacgc@XXXX.ca]
Sent: Sunday, May 05, 2002 6:18 PM
Subject: I Love It!

As a Canadian, I was perusing your sight and must say that it gave me a laugh. It's too funny. However, like Mein Kampf, your fellow Americans will only realize the truth of your site in the aftermath. But don't worry, I'll support you if you want to apply for Canadian Citenzenship.

A couple of things of note: while I admit I haven't gone through your entire site, you failed to point out how Canadians were largely responsible for your National Anthem when, with Natives and British colonial soldiers, we repelled your "5150 or Fight" war of expansion and knocked your asses back to the 47th parallel, then graciously returned your land up to the 49th parallel after burning the white house black. This was only a sign of the times to come. I figured you would have included this little factoid in your revelation of "our dark underbelly."

Another thing is the rising of the GCACGC (see link at the bottom of the page). While we are still a work in progress, we will rise up and subjegate all you God-Fearing Americans with our polite but pagan welfare supported beliefs. I would appreciate it if you would post a link to us to demonstrate what we have in store; after all, like I said before, your fellow Americans will not believe until it is too late.

Sincerely and Politely
SLH, co-Founder and Administrator of the GCACGC


For all your Goat's Blood Drinking Needs

The Great Canadian Anti-Christian Glacier Cult
members.shaw.ca/gcacgc/

From: Tony VD [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com]
Sent: Monday, June 17, 2002 3:33 PM
Subject: comments

Hi;

I got a real chuckle out of your website (and all the linked websites). These Canada vs. U.S. stories always are a riot...(better than always using Middle Eastern villains) :)

Thanks

Tony

Hope the rash is clearing up nicely.

From: Brian L. [xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com]
Sent: Sunday, August 18, 2002 9:56 PM
Subject: drinking

I read this as I was reading some of the mail


She said - Even though some things were not 100% right

You said - Ahem, all facts have been painstakingly researched and are _all_
correct

She is right. You are wrong. The drinking age is 19, not 18.

The whole world sucks shit.

From: Neil ----------- [xxxxxxx@hotmail.com]
Sent: Monday, August 26, 2002 11:18 AM
Subject: Your Canadian site...

I feel sorry for all those poor Canadians who look like dumbasses for flaming your site. They must be retarded if they can't see that it's just a joke (and a funny one too). Gee, and here I thought we had a better education system than you...oh well. I'm Canadian and I found your site hilarious!

You should add a debate page so my overreactive countrymen can yell at you some more, it'll be fun to watch! I'm sure for every 'anti-Canadian' site there is a hundred 'anti-Yank' sites. People need to lighten the fuck up.

From: chromexa@xxxx.net
Sent: Tuesday, August 27, 2002 7:53 AM
Subject: I got a giggle out of No Canada!

The is a sarcastic art rock song by a group from Torontonamed the same. You forgot to mention the ageof consent is 14. Of course it is illegal to travel places with the >>INTENT<< of having sex with someone under 16 ... go figure.

Actually the nice thing about French Canada is that they accept any reasonable attempt to speak French, not perfect speech with a pairisian accent. I accendentlly got a party date wrong once, showed up not at my friend's party but a party of French Canadians. I spoke French I fit right in.

Have Fun,
Sends Steve

From: chromexa@xxxx.net
Sent: Tuesday, August 27, 2002 8:00 AM
Subject: One small point....

During the Fench and Indian war there was no USA. The colonists were not disgusted enough with Great Britian to want to seperate. There is some talk that the French and Indian war helped start the American Revolution. The British felt they had fought an expensive war on the Colonies' behalf aand the taxes on the were fair.


Have Fun,
Sends Steve

From: chromexa@xxxx.net
Sent: Tuesday, August 27, 2002 8:05 AM
Subject: The Real Argument Post September 11, 2001 is

What about Canada's generous asylum policy. They ARE VERY PROUD OF IT. THEY DON'T PLAN ON CHANGING IT. It is pretty easy to seek asylum in Canada. This is a big worry to lots of analysts. There was a book called: "Waging War From Canada". I didn't think highly of it, but it might work for people who don't read The Globe and Mail.


Have Fun,
Sends Steve

From: Ipitaclown@xxx.com
Sent: Tuesday, August 27, 2002 9:24 AM
Subject: canucks suck!

i hate canucks. im anti-leaf i hate the candians. nice website you should get vids of canadians getting beatin up or something. when i get older im gonna lead a revolution and take over canada and turn it into the official 51st state or just a penal colony. later dude keep up the good work, SP CREW

From: tracy ---------- [tracy_------------@xxxxx.com]
Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 2:18 PM
Subject: Gday from your friendly neighbours to the North EH!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?JACKASS

~*~!TrAcY!~*~KeEp*YeR*StIcK*On*Da*IcE!

Well then. I'm a Canadian and let's just say that I worship americans and want to be JUST like them!!! NOT! Hockey is a sport do u know what a sport is? what? no I'm sorry...yes I know it takes skill but shooting pigeons at an airport does not qualify for a sport sir....I don't care how crafty they are it's NOT a sport! oh and we're not trying to be like u I don't even see how you could get that idea...if u could explain it to me plz? and don't base our whole country on a few people in the media if we did that to u it would either be like above or be basing it on Bush **ShUdDeR** ven I wouldn't want that! u base us on people that think they're martians and such, like COME ON we're not all like that! You may have millions more people then us but u also have millions more of dumbasses like yourself that can't meet a decent Canadian or even make an effort... or maybe u have and our "strong" Canadian beer was making u a bit tipsy. after drinking straight from the lake for so many years it must be overwhelming eh? oh and I think you're a good example for the Rick Mercer skit "Talking To Americans" it's when the Americans show their real ignorance on T.V. in case u didn't know. (whick u prolly sisn't) but ya America's a bunch of fuckin dumbass whiners (liek comeon Florida learn to count votes!!!) but ya byees

From: Gabe Canadian [polident123@xxxxxxx.com]
Sent: Wednesday, November 27, 2002 2:59 PM
Subject: canada

ops, I hate to have to point this out to you. Your website is wonderful. Very fun to read. Excuse me though, the drinking age in Canada is 19. With the exeption of two provinces, Alberta and Quebec, which have a drinking age of 18. The age that one is considered an adult in Canada is 18. It would make more sence to have the nation wide legal alchohol age be 18. In the United States of America I believe that legal age of an adult is 18 also? Why is it then that an American adult must wait three years before consuming alchohol or buying a scratch and win ticket? Back to the drinking age. If your going to place Canada bashing facts on the internet, cant you please try harder be accurate?

Sorry if I bothered ya eh,

cheers

From: Sebgirl87@xxx.com
Sent: Wednesday, December 04, 2002 6:28 PM
Subject: Canada, or should we say "America Junior"

To whom it may concern-
I am a proud american, yet I can't help feeling sorry for the Canadians we trash. So what if they find moose entertaining? So what if Tom Green is one of them? So what if they can't admit that their form of bacon, canadian bacon, is really ham in disguise? Who are we to judge them just because their country is "America Junior?" Have we forgotten the international peace garden in Montana that borders the U.S. and Canada and signifies our peace? Canada is our twin, yes. But is it an evil twin? Only possibly. Who are we to make judgements even if it is incredibly pathetic that every year the province of Quebec asks Canada for permission to be independent and every year the request is denied? I admit that any country who tries to keep something French is dreadfully flawed, yes, but let us not be judgemental. However, Canadians did bring about their own shame- need I remind you of the infamous Troy Hubatrise, a canadian who spent a million dollars on a robo-cop style suit and went broke just because he wanted to withstand a bear attack?- Now that is quite humerous. And even if Clinton was a jerk, at least we had a president. What do you say aboot that, eh? P.S.-I happen to like spam! -Patriotic American with a voice of reason

From: Katherine ------ [hippiechickita18@xxxxxxx.com]
Sent: Wednesday, December 04, 2002 6:59 PM
Subject: jackass

Hey Jackass What the hell gives you the right to talk about another country that way huh? YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A STUPID, IGNORANT YANKEE JACKASS!!!!! I happened to think that Canada is a beautiful and intelligent country unlike america's conforming melting pot. The people the move to you your country...if I'm not mistaken...are forced to give up any traditons that they might have to simply become american!! You also have a higher crime rate then Canada does!! Oh and let's not mention all the racisism!! Your country isn't perfect so shut the hell up!!!

I have never in all my life seen a country as low lifed as yours.

Don't go around talking about how we put up a mask, because american have a bigger mask then us!

sincerely
hippie

From: ----, Mike ( 5269 ) [Mike.----@xx.com]
Sent: Monday, December 09, 2002 1:17 AM
Subject: Great site, but I feel some clarification is needed.

* Canada is our only neighbor whom we do not watch like a hawk. The border between the two nations is not patrolled, and major crossover points are minimally guarded. The length of the US-Canadian border is three times that of the US-Mexico border. Mexicans are so desparate that they try anything to get into the US. Canadians would never be that desperate!

* The majority of Canadians live within a few hours by car from the US border: less than an evening's trip if by tank. Luckily the tanks will never make as your average US president (or anyone else in the US for that matter) cannot find Canada on a map and have no regard for any geography outside their own parochial country.

* For years, Canadians have been flooding our currency exchange with their own currency which looks very similar to ours but is worth considerably less. There was a time when Americans used to flock across the Canadian border to buy our nickels in order to melt them down for their nickel content, which was worth more at the time than the coin that contained it. We are now getting a bit of revenge.

* Canadians battled with the US from the get-go during the French & Indian Wars, starting in 1755. You started most of these.

* In summer of 1997, Canadian fishermen blockaded US vessels for three days in protest for US fishermen catching "Canadian" salmon in US waters. The Canadians have a maritime boundary dispute with us as well. Maybe if you weren't fishing the salmon and others species to extinction we wouldn't be so annoyed.

* Ontario, in a shocking smack in the face of morality, recently declared it legal for women to walk around topless. What's to criticise here?

* Canada has no discernible cuisine or culinary specialty of its own. What American culinary delights are there? You must be so proud of that culinary delight, the burger, which by the way is based on a Hamburg (Germany) recipe.

* Canada has attempted to undermine the one US sport that they do not currently have a team, football, with their backwards "Canadian Football League". Our league is not wracked by corporate corruption and greed and tends not to go on strike.

* Canada has long had a history as a drug importation funnel to the United States. The US has had a longer history of extreme poverty and therefore drug problems. Sort your own back yard before blaiming the neighbours.

* England peaceably split with Canada, and Canada still views the English monarchy as their head of state. The US has had several noted disputes with England and the English monarchy. The US has had a dispute with just about everyone.

* Canada's unemployment rate was nearly twice that of the US's in 1996. The number of illegally employed Canadians in this country is unknown. We just aren't interested in McJobs (the fast food industry being the biggest employer in the US and the largest employer of illegal immigrants), so are less likely to run across the border in search of illegal employment.

* Nearly 1/6th of Canada's GDP is the result of exporting to the US. Only 2% of the US GDP is the result of exports to Canada. This is a statistic from the which the US benefits more than Canada, so why complain. * During the Vietnam era, thousands of draft-dodgers escaped up to Canada, where they remain. We will take anyone with a conscience and sense of moral responsibility.

* The drinking age in Canada is 18, inspiring our teens to pour across the border, get loaded up, then crash into schoolbusses soon after crossing back. If your own beer wasn't so watery they might be better able to cope.

* The magnetic north lives in Canada. Imagine if they decided to move it. Maybe we already did and this is why Americans have no sense of direction when outside the US.

* There is something of an ethnic conflict in Canada between the French and English speakers. Similar conflicts worldwide erupt in horrible bloodshed. That's why we invented hockey so that they beat the crap out of each other on the ice and not on the battlefield.

* Hundreds of Canadian students pelted Ex-president Bush's vehicle with snowballs on Nov 19. 1997 on a trip to accept an honorary degree from the University of Toronto. Additionally, during the presentation of the degree, 30 faculty members left in protest. There is only one person more deserving of a good pelting than the "moron" senior and that is his son. Let's face it there are a good number of Americans who would dearly love to do this too.

* Canadians, when presented with the above evidence, usually scoff and declare Americans to be "paranoid", or "bigoted". They also declare that their own shit does not stink. You are paranoid and bigoted, but I admit my shit has been known to have the occassional odour attached.



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From: gomi [gomi@xxxx.ca]
Sent: Monday, December 09, 2002 2:37 PM
Subject: Hello.

Your site is really funny. I am surprised an American could come up with comedy that good! Keep up the great job!

P.S. I'm planning a small invasion force, please let Seattle know! Thanks! We'd hate to take them by surprise!

From: Josh ------- [josh_---------@xxxxxxx.com]
Sent: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 12:42 PM
Subject: Canada Rules


go fuck a goat

From: Anne ------
Subject: ROFL!!!!!!
Date: Thu 1/9/03 9:46 PM
ahahahahahha nice site for a Yank :P
keep up the good work because there are to many Canada bashing America web sites out there.

You must keep the balance or else something terrible will happen.........we'll send the Newfies down at you!!!!! lol

anways goodbye eh?
- "Johnny Canuck"-

2003 revision: all of Canada is my bitch except Newfoundland, eh?