These facts have been up here as long as the website has, and in all that time only one of them has been seriously contested.

• Canada is our only neighbor whom we do not watch like a hawk. The border between the two nations is not patrolled, and major crossover points are minimally guarded. The length of the US-Canadian border is three times that of the US-Mexico border.
• The majority of Canadians live within a few hours by car from the US border: less than an evening's trip if by tank.
• For years, Canadians have been flooding our currency exchange with their own currency which looks very similar to ours but is worth considerably less.
• Canadians battled with the US from the get-go during the French & Indian Wars, starting in 1755.
• In summer of 1997, Canadian fishermen blockaded US vessels for three days in protest for US fishermen catching "Canadian" salmon in US waters. The Canadians have a maritime boundary dispute with us as well.
• Ontario, in a shocking smack in the face of morality, recently declared it legal for women to walk around topless.
• Canada has no discernible cuisine or culinary specialty of its own.
• Canada has attempted to undermine the one US sport that they do not currently have a team, football, with their backwards "Canadian Football League".
• Canada has long had a history as a drug importation funnel to the United States.
• England peaceably split with Canada, and Canada still views the English monarchy as their head of state. The US has had several noted disputes with England and the English monarchy.
• Canada's unemployment rate was nearly twice that of the US's in 1996. The number of illegally employed Canadians in this country is unknown.
• Nearly 1/6th of Canada's GDP is the result of exporting to the US. Only 2% of the US GDP is the result of exports to Canada.
• During the Vietnam era, thousands of draft-dodgers escaped up to Canada, where they remain.
• The drinking age in Canada is 18, inspiring our teens to pour across the border, get loaded up, then crash into schoolbusses soon after crossing back.
• The magnetic north lives in Canada. Imagine if they decided to move it.
• There is something of an ethnic conflict in Canada between the French and English speakers. Similar conflicts worldwide erupt in horrible bloodshed.
• Hundreds of Canadian students pelted Ex-president Bush's vehicle with snowballs on Nov 19. 1997 on a trip to accept an honorary degree from the University of Toronto. Additionally, during the presentation of the degree, 30 faculty members left in protest.
• Canadians, when presented with the above evidence, usually scoff and declare Americans to be "paranoid", or "bigoted". They also declare that their own shit does not stink.