The Shit-on-the-Bed incident	The Most Heinous Party Ever	The "Stick-it-in-my-butt" Incident
Perhaps the most infamous of all the house stories, and the only one with its own Commandment.	Perhaps the longest drive down Chunder Alley I've ever had.	Wherein we learn of our manager's sexual proclivities the, um, hard way.

The Ambulance Incident How I ended up with a hubcap, and we ended up with an ambulance.

The Ass Grabbin' Incident Did I really grab Lil' Jen's butt?

The Piñata Incident	Brendan's Basement View	The Sugarpine Incident
Proving that beer, candy, and a sock filled with soap don't mix.	How B-rock ended up with a room with no view.	How to get fired using only liquor, two women, and a bunch of drunk horny guys.
The Reno Flood	Kicked out from K-mart	How to piss off poets
Another New Year's Disaster, this time in Reno--and I didn't have to clean up!	How, and how not to get expelled from K-Mart when you are trapped in Sonora.	My success as a beatnik, and my failure in pissing off the hipper-than-thou.
Thank you, Mrs. Ewing	How Mt. Lassen tried to kill me.	Poopy-race 2000
Why I'll never discover the cure for cancer.	Possible proof of a benevolent God, and why I love my Kelty backpack.	How we ended up driving like dogfighters in a breakneck race through Sonora.
Exploring the other Washington D.C.	Chicken's Revenge	How I was forcibly sodomized by Bank of America
Nine Boy Scouts become eight and get lost amongst prostitutes and dealers in the wilds of the Death Capitol.	Wolfeboro staff members invoke the curse of the chicken.	Like something out of Deliverance, the less than funny story of how I raged against the corporate machine.

Fahrvergnugen A VW Thing proves more fun than we'd thought.

Punkin' Chunkin' Henry and I prove ourselves pumpkin kings.

Beware the Pontiac of Death	2x4s and 4-inch nails	18K Cigarettes
Why old men should not be trusted.	A modern day parable about asking for what you want, not what you think you want.	Or, how to shave 88 days off your life the Phillip Morris way.
	Good Roads All the Way
	What do you do when the road you want to get to is closed due to the fire storm of the year? Offroad around it, of course!

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DISCLAIMER: My memory on such things tends to be really, really poor. These stories may and do contain lies, mistruths and exaggerations. I'll be more than happy to change any content proven incorrect. In fact, fuck it. It's all fiction.
Last update: December 19, 1999
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