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| Whopper flopper-oh!! You bad student. Get job flipping burgers. Maybe you do better at Hamburger University. Now you see if minimum wage is "living wage". You want fries with that?
| Stop & Rob - get job at convienience store. Meet plenty nice people at 3am: especially they with guns
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| Desk job - sit & sit & sit. Maybe you get Unhappy Job, maybe you get Early Death.
| Factory - work long, hard so you can become Layoff!
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| Unhappy job - get meaningless job below your level. Boss sucks, pay sucks, co-workers suck. No creativity allowed. Sounds like Jobagochi writer!! You going to get Early Death!!
| Layoff - your job given to illiterate 8 year old who work for less than you cost
in toilet paper, just like kids who make this toy!! Irony!!
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| Drugs - risky!! Fun, but you fail drug tests, maybe get fired!!
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Woman - to bad!! No pee-pee. Now you object of sex harrass and quota-bashing.
Every righetous stand is said to be PMS. You work twice as hard, but not get paid as much. One thing: not likely for early grave!!
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| Late - you gen-x slackass. Boss chew you out again for being late. Careful, or you get Fired!!
| Fired - you #1 fuckup. Now you on unemployment like other American slackass. No wonder you no make Jobagochi!!
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| Army - be all that you can be on middle income job. Maybe you get Early Death. Like cop, but with better guns & no unions.
| Early Death - you job make you old before your time, maybe give you extra holes. You not happy, but you not sad, either!!
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| Kiss off -- Tell you boss to "Take jobs and shove this!". Feel good, but going to be Fired!!
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