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Insights found while cleaning the crapper: You really discover who your true friends are while you're lying face down in front of your toilet. Your friends will all come and heckle you in your weakened condition. Your good friends will pull your hair back from your face, minister upon you water and tender sympathies. But your true friends will wipe the puke off the toilet so you don't have to put your face in it. Thanks, Roy. |
